Bred From Fabulosity

Life in the Fab Lane just got a little more fab: Kimora Lee Simmons is prego with Djimon Hounsou's baby! Will this baby get its own clothing line while still in the womb?

Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Dear Alexander,

Please remember the words of Harold Stephens, “there is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.”

Best wishes to you and yours,

My Blog Can Jamp

Back By Popular Demand

It's the worried baby! I believe this pic is old, but Naomi Watts' son still shows concern on his tiny face.

Citizen's Arrest?

The fashion police are not happy with Drew Barrymore's look at Sunday's Golden Globes, but I liked it! Her hair is big, fabulous and my fave part of this ensemble and though I'm not wild about her dress' visible seams, the cut flatters her. Drew looks great and I declare her a red carpet winner! (By the way, she's ten times more gorgeous in person. I spotted her at a Mexican restaurant and couldn't help but stare.) Speaking of big hair, remember how J.Lo's 2003 Academy Awards hair was hated on at the time? Seems silly considering almost every girl has now done the same pinned back look in recent years. Perhaps Drew's will have the same mainstream success?

Best Baby Name Ever

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Congrats, Denise!

What A Phony!

Yet another reason that I hate The Hills... and will like hate Daddy's Girls as well.

We Need A Resolution

Yes! In the grand tradition of postmortem biopics, the story of Aaliyah's tragically shortened life will soon be told on the big screen. Actress Keisha Chante has been tapped to play the late songstress, but will we get a cameo from Timbaland or Missy Elliott?

Don't forget, Notorious B.I.G's cinematic tale debuts this Friday 1/16/09.

The Jig Is Up

If you wear this dress on your wedding day, it should not be white.

Broken Promise Rings

Virginity pledges are a total crock and now there's data to prove it.

"Teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex as teens who don't make such promises -- and they're less likely to practice safe sex to prevent disease or pregnancy, a new study finds."

Is anyone really surprised?

Senator Stuart Smalley?

It might have just happened!

Obsessed

I just saw this movie trailer for a crazy-white-bitch flick and it looks incred! Ali Larter stars and Beyonce plays a supporting role where she might actually earn her keep (i.e., she's not just singing again)!

Planet Unicorn Heyyy

Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise are back for Christmas! They even have their own website!

5 Minute and 30 Second Eye Roll

I can't stand this cowardly, close-minded talking head, but Jezebel.com made a reel of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Top 25 Most Annoying Moments of 2008 (believe me, there are more than 25) and it's worth the watch. The funny thing is, all of these bites can be taken for their face value. I watch The View every day and can safely say none are taken out of context: she's actually this annoying and mislead.

Barney the Dog Strikes Again!

Forget that pesky recession and auto bailout, President Bush has more important things to do: A Red, White and Blue Christmas! This year's installment features Jenna's new hubby, and summer Olympic gold medalists Michael Phelps and Nastia Liukin (Barney dreams of being a champ himself, obvi). I feel the Barney Christmas videos are similar to Sarah Palin's recent interview in front of a Thanksgiving turkey slaughter: where are their handlers telling them these are BAD ideas?

Sandy Bullock Is Back!

I just learned a new abbreviation and it's perfect timing: one of my fave rom com (romantic comedy) stars, Sandra Bullock, is headed back to the big screen and will be starring along side laughtastic Ryan Reynolds. The Proposal tells the story of Canadian Margaret, an overbearing boss to her assistant Andrew, as she uses him to get married so she can gain citizenship in the U.S. Betty White co-stars, peeps fall in love and it seems that this movie just may be a flawless rom com (twice in one post, zing!). Too bad this flick isn't out until June 2009!