Question of the Day

Will Elton John produce a 3rd version of Candle in the Wind for M.J.?

Lowered Expectations

Ash Simps really knew what she was talking about with her song Shadow: Michael Jordan's son, Jeffrey, quit the Illinois basketball team. Seriously, that must have been an insane amount of pressure and expectation.

My Top 5

Unlike Ross Geller's, this list is not laminated, so it is subject to revision. In no particular order:

1) Clooney (even though he's better than a list)

2) Josh Jackson

3) Matthew Fox

4) Naveen Andrews

5) Andy Samberg

Oldies but goodies (i.e., possible alternates): Omar Epps, Malcolm Jamal Warner. One or both may be bumped up once Lost ends.

I Want to Go to There

Disney World is adding a Lost attraction to its park. My life is complete. Road trip!

Worried Baby Part 2

Alexander's brother, Sascha, inherited the worry wort gene.

Just In Case He Forgets

While the Willow Palin/David Letterman joke/feud/apology is all the rage this week, I would like to take a moment to point out something lighter yet worth noting: Levi Johnston has his own last name tattooed on his left arm.

Game Changer?

Monday's Jon & Kate Plus 8 might be too sad for my little heart.

Celebrity Relatives

Kathy Griffin is the sister I never had. Check out her recent appearance on Larry King Live: she rips into Sarah and Todd Palin, Jon Gosselin, George Bush and pretty much anyone else she can think of. I approve!