Monday, December 29, 2008

Broken Promise Rings

Virginity pledges are a total crock and now there's data to prove it.
"Teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex as teens who don't make such promises -- and they're less likely to practice safe sex to prevent disease or pregnancy, a new study finds."
Is anyone really surprised?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Senator Stuart Smalley?

It might have just happened!

Obsessed

I just saw this movie trailer for a crazy-white-bitch flick and it looks incred! Ali Larter stars and Beyonce plays a supporting role where she might actually earn her keep (i.e., she's not just singing again)!

Planet Unicorn Heyyy

Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise are back for Christmas! They even have their own website!

5 Minute and 30 Second Eye Roll

I can't stand this cowardly, close-minded talking head, but Jezebel.com made a reel of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Top 25 Most Annoying Moments of 2008 (believe me, there are more than 25) and it's worth the watch. The funny thing is, all of these bites can be taken for their face value. I watch The View every day and can safely say none are taken out of context: she's actually this annoying and mislead.

Barney the Dog Strikes Again!

Forget that pesky recession and auto bailout, President Bush has more important things to do: A Red, White and Blue Christmas! This year's installment features Jenna's new hubby, and summer Olympic gold medalists Michael Phelps and Nastia Liukin (Barney dreams of being a champ himself, obvi). I feel the Barney Christmas videos are similar to Sarah Palin's recent interview in front of a Thanksgiving turkey slaughter: where are their handlers telling them these are BAD ideas?

Friday, December 12, 2008

Sandy Bullock Is Back!

I just learned a new abbreviation and it's perfect timing: one of my fave rom com (romantic comedy) stars, Sandra Bullock, is headed back to the big screen and will be starring along side laughtastic Ryan Reynolds. The Proposal tells the story of Canadian Margaret, an overbearing boss to her assistant Andrew, as she uses him to get married so she can gain citizenship in the U.S. Betty White co-stars, peeps fall in love and it seems that this movie just may be a flawless rom com (twice in one post, zing!). Too bad this flick isn't out until June 2009!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Dear Zachary: a letter to a son about his father

Last night I watched the saddest documentary I have ever seen. Dear Zachary chronicles one man's quest to document all video and memorable stories of his late friend, Andrew Bagby. Bagby was gunned down by an ex-lover who later gave birth to his only son, Zachary. The hours of interviews and home video were being compiled for Zachary so he could one day know his father. Though, that's not where the story ends as the Bagby tragedy continues for its family and many heartbroken friends and the video tribute turns into so much more.
*The docu is currently airing on MSNBC- check your local listings for days/times.

Why Bother?

I'm not Jessica Alba's biggest fan, but she definitely didn't need any airbrushing for her new Campari campaign. So why the digital slim down? Does anyone really think she looks heavy in the original pic (left)?

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Painfully Accurate

Saturday Night Live might have been teeming with political parodies anticipating the 2000 presidential election, but this one is a little too close to the truth. Nice work, Bush!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Babies Having Babies, For Reals!

This is insane: a baby girl born in Saudi Arabia is pregnant.

My Name Is Sayid Jarrah

This post actually has nothing to do with Sayid, but everything to do with my anticipation of the Lost season premiere on 1/21/09! A new clip of the season opener is floating around and I am already desp for answers. Is Claire still on the island? If so, is she alive or a ghost? Will Freckles ever stop being useless? Will bearded and drunken Jack really get the Oceanic Six back to the island? Will Sayid's hair go back to curly or will he keep his lion-esque straight locks?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Multiple Blessings

It might be too God-y for me, but I still really want to read this. Perhaps we will get some Duggar-style recipes!

It's Like I'm Walking On Sunshine

While my DVR often gets filled with episodes of The View, The Girls Next Door, Lost and Jon & Kate Plus 8, I am also in love with shows about medical conditions: mysterious ones, addictions, and anything weight-loss related. They all capture my interest, but A&E's Intervention never gets old. I was recently introduced to Allison, who was addicted to huffing the canned air we use to clean electronics. Though I hate to admit, I laughed at some parts of her ep, but was mostly rooting for her give up the inhalants.
Make sure you view all 5 parts to see her full story!

Timberful

Ok, I gave in: I've officially purchased a T-Pain single on itunes, auto-tuning and all. Can't Believe It is a slow jam that originally featured Lil Wayne, but for those of you who can't stand Wayne (seriously, how is someone so unattractive so famous?), Justin Timberlake stepped up to remix the track and made it my song of winter 2008 (and I use 'winter' loosely seeing that I live in LA).
Bring it on down to Omletteville!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Horse and Hound

Meet Rory. Born a normie pony but rejected by his horsey mom, he befriended some dogs and now acts more like a canine than the pony that he is! Lucky for Rory, his owner lets him chill inside the house and lay on a doggy bed. Pretty sweet if you ask me!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Next Michael Jordan?

Last night I went to the L.A. Lakers- Chicago Bulls game and enjoyed some hoops and Staples Center delicacies. While I was clearly rooting for the Lakers, I was bummed I didn't get to wear my Michael Jordan/Bulls #23 jersey. Despite that fashion low, most of the game was spent by me trying to get on the JumboTron (with no luck) and cheering the Lakers to a win.
Hearing I was in the Bulls' presence, my friend told about Michael Jordan's Flight School Fantasy Camp (the cost? $17,500, for adults) where Jordan took on CEO John Rogers in a game of one-on-one and lost! So, if I become a CEO, can I go to camp with MJ?

When I Grow Up...

I want to be as fierce as Diane Keaton.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Haterade

I want to like Beyonce, I do, but she's too perfect. Have you ever seen Beyonce with a hair out of place? Me neither, and it's obnoxious. Not all celebs are like this: I heart Xtina because she's talented, yet she's also a hot mess (just like me, minus the talent). But before I get all huffy, I would like to say that Beyonce's music is good times and still makes for an awesome itunes mix, but I must take the opportunity to call her out on 2 things (unrelated to her plasticy on-screen perfection): 1) "If I Were a Boy" is her new single. But didn't Ciara do the same song (better) 2 years ago with "Like A Boy"? 2) Beyonce did NOT write "Irreplaceable," Ne-Yo did. And he sings it better.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Homework

Stephanie Tanner, aka Jodie Sweetin, is writing a tell-all book! Said to be included are deets on her Full House years plus her drug addiction to Meth. I wonder if they will sell an imitation Mr. Bear with each copy...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

They're Always After Me Lucky Charms!

Words of Wisdom from Thomas Jefferson

"All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression."

Good Riddance!

Fox finally cancelled tries-too-harder Mad TV after a 14 year run. Who knew it was on that long? Not me, I've been busy watching shows that are actually funny, like SNL. SNAP!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Pacey Witter Post-Creek

Dawson's Creek may have ended 5 years ago, but Josh Jackson just keeps getting better! He showed up at Jimmy Kimmel Live and wore a sexy cardi. Plus, he ref'd The Mighty Ducks! I don't watch Josh's Fox show, Fringe, but maybe I should start...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Equality For All

It's true, Keith Olbermann made me very angry yesterday when I learned he doesn't vote. But then he wins me back by chastising those who voted in support of prop. 8, which called for a ban on gay marriage. An emotional yet eloquent piece, Olbermann references the absurdity of past laws that denied interracial marriage and also reminds us that any religious reasons for supporting a ban are in direct contradiction to the Biblical concept of doing 'unto others as you would have them do unto you.'
Let us also note, the term 'marriage' is man-made. The restrictions and boundaries the technical definition imposes are something humans created many, many years ago. Legally allowing gay marriage does not insult some other-worldly, spiritual concept, it merely corrects man's mistake, his long time homophobia that existed from the beginning of the spoken word because homosexuality, a biological state, has existed since the introduction of man on this earth.

11/11: Four Number One's!

It's 11/11 and to celebrate this pony holiday, Target is releasing Christina Aguilera's greatest hits album: Keeps Getting Better! Clearly, I will be purchasing this during my lunch break.
Question: why is Xtina's Target commercial so much better than the music video?
For all necessary Christina updates, check out her website, which also unveiled its new look!

Monday, November 10, 2008

What A Load!

Turns out Keith Olbermann's rants are just empty words: the MSNBC host doesn't even vote! If you don't vote, then you can't complain, so if you are paid to report, investigate and even speak out against political leaders, then voting should be part one your job requirements. Olbermann claims his non-vote is a "symbolic gesture." Well guess what, buddy? Your vote is cast by secret ballot! But you wouldn't know that since you can't make it to the polls to truly let your voice be heard, not just raise it on television.

I Don't Want to Judge, But...

Isn't this baby friggin' huge?!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Rachel Getting Married

To calm my election anxiety, I saw this movie on Tuesday night. I knew Obama won Ohio's electoral votes, so I went into the theatre, and came out 2 hours later to hear of his victory!
Anyways, if you venture out to see this movie, be prepared to cry. For me, the most touching moment was during the wedding ceremony when the groom sang (acapella) Neil Young's Unknown Legend. Simple. Beautiful.

My Favorite Obama Image

Worry Wart

Naomi Watts' son, Alexander, shows consistency with his worried mug. Poor guy, he must be thinking about the economy.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Barney and Friends

The best thing about George W. Bush occupying the White House is one of his dogs, Barney. Almost as powerful as Dick Cheney, Barney even got his own Christmas special, hosted by W. Now we know what he was up to while our country slowly went down hill. Mr. Obama, if you come through on the puppy promise to your daughters, please spend more time fixing our country than doing location shots with your dog.
*Please enjoy the low-budget audio that gives the Bush twins a lisp!

Run Like the Wind

For those of you who aren't aware, I'm very athletic. I love running and will not stop for anyone.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

My Thoughts Exactly

This is how I feel about waiting for election results.

Straight Street

A fellow LA resident (and Kathy Geist wannabe), Anita pointed me to this MTV/Obama interview. MTV's Sway asked Obama questions that came straight from viewers and one wanted to know what Obama thinks of "lifestyle legislation like anti-sagging-pants ordinances, [and] asked whether he feels those mandates intrude on civil liberties." A proud father of 2, Obama used his oldest daughter, Malia, in an example he presented as a response,
"I think that it's one thing if an employer discriminates on the basis of gender or sexual orientation or, obviously, race," he said. But by the same token, "I think employers can set standards. You have [dread] 'locks," he continued, pointing to Sway's hair, "but you look clean, man. It's tight. My little girl has twists, Malia. I think, to me, it looks great. Obviously, I'd be upset if she were discriminated against on that basis... as long as they aren't discriminating on the basis of things people can't control."
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

11/4/08

This is my 3rd time voting in a presidential election and I could not have been more excited to cast my vote for Obama/Biden! Not only did I cast my vote, but I also got a free coffee at Starbucks. So, if you need an edible voting incentive, there is free ice cream at Ben & Jerry's or you can get a free doughnut at Krispy Kreme. But whatever your reason, just go VOTE!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Fingers Crossed

Cute Not Sloot

I'm not a fan of The Hills, but I must give Lauren Bosworth (aka Lo) some major credit: she did a totally cute Halloween costume without looking totally slutty! Could this be a new trend?

Jam the Vote

For those of you in LA and who don't want to read the encyclopedia of new propositions mailed to you for tomorrow's election, the LA Times has made it easy. This guide is short and to the point, giving you arguments for an against the props. Remember, elections polls are open on 11/4 7am-8pm! Yes We Can!

Friday, October 31, 2008

BOO! Happy Halloween!

"In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Thank you, Mean Girls, but I decided to tone it down, espesh for work: I'm a cowgirl! Since I already had the boots and hat, I figured some jeans and pigtails would complete the look, not to mention my horse-charm necklace.
On another note, while currently I do not own a doggy, if I did, I would dress it up! Luckily, other fools took care of that and thanks to Marisa, these glorious pics came my way. Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma, pictured here, is my fave!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Are You Not Entertained?

So Kanye West's new album is a bit off the beaten hip-hop path: it used a lot of Autotune on vocals and doesn't showcase much rap. Variety quotes him prematurely defending his album, saying,
"You can't judge me on this because it's a reflection of my heart and soul. It's like judging a grandmother's love."
I hope we get more gems like this during his press tour. 11/25/08 can't come soon enough!

Inspiration

Christina does Divine.

A Senior Moment

Cloris Leachman spiced up this season's Dancing with the Stars with her, well, limber dance moves, but her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live makes me hope I will be as hilariously out of control as her when I'm 82. Lorne Michaels, please take note, Cloris would be a brilliant SNL host!

The Bristol Effect

Since the revelation that Sarah Palin's teenage daughter is pregnant, there has been a growing national conversation about sex ed and abortion. Because the topic was widely divisive even before the Palin example came about, Mark Regnerus, a sociologist at the University of Texas at Austin, published juicy read, Forbidden Fruit: Sex and Religion in the Lives of American Teenagers. Currently working on its sequel Red Sex, Blue Sex, Regnerus' findings are partly based on how one's religious background influences views on sex,
"On average, white evangelical Protestants make their “sexual d├ębut”—to use the festive term of social-science researchers—shortly after turning sixteen... evangelical Protestant teen-agers are significantly less likely than other groups to use contraception. This could be because evangelicals are also among the most likely to believe that using contraception will send the message that they are looking for sex. It could also be because many evangelicals are steeped in the abstinence movement’s warnings that condoms won’t actually protect them from pregnancy or venereal disease."
The article is chock-full of other statistics and trends when it comes to religion/sex (not just evangelicals), but I will stop my quotage there so you can get your nerd on and read!

A Functioning Cerebral Cortex

Campbell Brown's jump from NBC to CNN was pretty genius: girlfriend can now call bulls**t when necessary, hence the show title: Campbell Brown: No Bias, No Bull. Brown dished her NBC gripe with with Jon Stewart... does this mean she now has no shot of ever hosting the 100th hour of the Today Show?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Good Genes

The Lively parents much be so proud! Not only was their daughter Robyn the star of the classic (and personal fave) Teen Witch, but her younger sister, Blake, is TV's own Gossip Girl! I don't watch the latter, but I loved her girl-without-a-mother performance in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Holy Sit-Down Interview, Batman!

This video isn't the complete one-on-one, but seeing is believing! Sarah Palin does a sit-down interview with CNN. Between calling Obama a terrorist and pointing out what parts of this country are 'pro-America,' how did she ever find the time?!

Before and After

Meet Aubrey O'Day: now a former member of pop group Danity Kane, Aubrey is most known for her questionable clothing taste (or lack of clothing altogether) and mouthing off to Diddy. At the end of this season's Making the Band, Mr. Combs said he would work with Aubrey if she was still the girl he originally signed to Bad Boy Records, not the girl fame as made her. So my question, what has fame done to her... physically? Is it lip injections? Just a lot of hair dye? She clearly gained some weight (in a good way), is she just flaunting new curves? Ms. O'Day has repeatedly denied having plastic surgery, so is this look all smoke and mirrors? Seriously people, I need answers!

Bridezilla

Since year-round wedding season is upon me, I thought this info might help some of the betrothed with their 'dding plans. While the couple's first-dance song might cause some anxiety over the range of choices, one should always avoid being totally lame about it. Here are some suggestions I found, clearly aimed at the young folk: 5. TV on the Radio, "Ambulance" 4. Tom Waits, "Just Another Sucker on the Vine" 3. Liars, "The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack" 2. Otis Redding, "I Love You More Than Words Can Say" 1. Velvet Underground, "I Found a Reason"

Keeps Getting Better

New Christina Aguilera promo pics are here! Girlfriend is fierce, completely ridiculous and fabulously airbrushed (baby? what new baby?)! Love the pink liger and her signature, over-the-top sex 'appeal.'

Set Your Tivo!

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson will the on the Oprah Winfrey Show this Thursday 10/23! (insert Oprah yelly voice here) "PLEASE WELCOME MARY-KATE AND ASHLEEEEEEY!"

Monday, October 20, 2008

Voice of Reason

Colin Powell's endorsement of Barack Obama was a double whammy: it was a slap in the face to Powell's own party and he also took a a moment to speak out against the most recent Republican attacks on Obama, which are not only baseless, but senseless. Powell did not hold back his true feelings, calling out religious attacks, terrorist links and VP wannabe Sarah Palin. Though Obama is Christian, he's 'accused' of being a Muslim, which is apparently a no-no, but why? If he was indeed Muslim (which he's not), would that somehow disqualify him, morally or intellectually, from being a legit Presidential candidate?
"I’m also troubled by…what members of the party say, and is permitted to be said, such things as, ‘Well you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well, the correct answer is, 'He is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian, he’s always been a Christian.'But the really right answer is, 'What if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country?'The answer’s 'No, that’s not America.' Is there something wrong with some 7-year-old Muslim American kid believing that he or she could be president? Yet I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion he’s a Muslim and he might be associated with terrorists. This is not the way we should be doing it in America."
On the Obama/Ayers connection, Powell dismissed it and noted its unimportance to American voters,
"And I’ve also been disappointed frankly by some of the approaches that Senator McCain has taken recently, or his campaign has, on issues that are not really central to the problems that the American people are worried about. This Bill Ayers situation that’s been going on for weeks became something of a central point of the campaign, but Mr. McCain says he’s a washed out terrorist—well, why do we keep talking about him? ... What they’re trying to connect him to is some kind of terrorist feelings, and I think that’s inappropriate... But I think this goes too far. And I think it has made the McCain campaign look a little narrower. It’s not what the American people are looking for."
Lastly, Powell spoke out on McCain's very poor VP choice in Sarah Palin (though he did so eloquently and as respectfully as possible, unlike what my approach would've been given a national platform), saying,
"And I was also concerned at the selection of Governor Palin. She’s a very distinguished woman, and she’s to be admired, but at the same time, now that we have had a chance to watch her for some seven weeks, I don’t believe she’s ready to be President of the United States, which is the job of the Vice President. And so that raised some question in my mind as to the judgment that Senator McCain made."
Now that's what I call reaching across party lines!

Friday, October 17, 2008

I Would Say That I Might Have a Touch of Cloonacy!

My long-serving bff sent me this cartoon months ago and it brings the LOLs every time I read it. Dinosaurs have good taste in men.

Smile With Your Eyes

Anyone who has enjoyed the last 11 seasons of America's Next Top Model has learned a thing or two about taking a fierce picture. The most important is to smile with your eyes. The windows to your soul must speak through the lens! Hell, even John McCain was putting forth his best eye-smiling effort at the most recent presidential debate. Thank you, Tyra, for showing us the way.

Lost in a Corn Maze

Watch and learn from the best: Tina Fey describes perfecting her Sarah Palin accent and secrets to writing SNL debate skits (psst, they just take copy directly from Palin's few pathetic sit-down interviews).

That's Just How Jesus Would've Done It

Jimmy Kimmel got an earful from Mark Wahlberg when discussing his distaste of Andy Samberg's hilarious Marky Mark impression. Seriously Mark, what's your beef?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Booze Hound

Turns out ponies are a fan of the drink. The Daily Mail is reporting that Fat Boy, the horse seen here, escaped from his stable in Newquay, Cornwall, broke into a local resident's garden and ate too many fermented apples. Then drunk, Fat Boy outdid Frank the Tank and stumbled across the garden and into a swimming pool. Two hours later, police and fireman were able to fish him out. Hope his hangover wasn't too rough. What excuse did he give his horsey wife when he got back to the stables?

Best Week Ever

Congratulations, 'repudiate,' you just surpassed Joe the Plumber to have the BEST WEEK EVER!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Horses, Horses, Horses, Horses

During some of my usual gossip site surfing, I came across a pic of Denise Richards fetching her kids from school. Here we see oldest daughter Sam, 4, sporting an amazing "Hold Your Horses" t-shirt, complete with multi-color, galloping horsies. Does this come in my size?

Old People

Do any of you fools watch 60 Minutes? When I have the pleasure, typically when I'm spending a Sunday in my Hollywood vacation home, I always watch until the very end so I don't miss Andy Rooney's gripping commentaries on what he deems television worthy material that week. One day he brought clothes to his office that he sifted through to either keep or give away. We learned of his corduroy jacket and the old 1984 Giants ticket stub still resting in its pocket. I've also had the pleasure of seeing fan mail items Andy has received over the years... wow, not that I think of it, he really likes to hold on to useless crap. Since I am rambling like Rooney, here is my point: he embarrasses me. Someone needs to alert CBS that this glimpse into his aging mind really isn't that charming, it's almost sad- why are they indulging this man? Why not spend a few more minutes covering pressing topics like the election, the war we're stuck in, the failing economy, or our environmental crisis (to name a few)? Though I can't avert my eyes from this train wreck, I do beg CBS to put him out of his on-camera misery. Please, none of us really needed 2+ minutes on umbrellas.

Lay Off Me, I'm Starving!

Cheesetastic online stories from diet tips to relationship advice (really, you shouldn't be getting that from the internets) to flattering fashion tips always force me to click and today I got a lovely treat! MSN.com featured Mexican food chain Chipotle as a 'healthful' example of fast food, which just makes me feel better about the love affair I'm having with the eatery. Other chains such as Baja Fresh and Poquito Mas were never quite what I was looking for, but Chipotle won my heart with its over sized burritos, super salty tortilla chips and build-your-own ingredients bar. If you have a Chipotle near you, run there immediately and chow down!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Trick or Treat

Halloween has come early: people are already dressing up like Sarah Palin! Unfortunately, I think this copycat might have meant this to flatter the VP hopeful. A reader posting in the comment section sums it up best, "the woman on the right looks dishonest."

Predictable

The stock market might not be, but shots of gaping wall street traders watching the NYSE fluctuate are a dime a dozen. Besides, the pics are obnoxious: the economy is in the crapper, we get it!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Bitter, Party of One

Dear Mark Wahlberg,
You are one of the luckiest fools in Hollywood. First you get to model underwear, then you get an acting career, then you get to co-star with George Clooney, and then you get your very own Saturday Night Live parody! That is one good run, my friend, but why the long face? Do you not realize that an entire SNL skit devoted to you is one of the highest (even if mocking) honors in the land? No need for sour grapes, Andy Samberg thought about you long enough to pitch a Mark Wahlberg skit to Lorne Michaels! I just don't think that America needs your negativity right now. Please, don't hate.

Lil' Kid Things

This is hilar: Suri Cruise already knows that life is one big runway. Jen Garner and Kate Hudson are are totally copying her!

Womanizer

Britney Spears debuted her latest music video and I can't decide if I love... your thoughts? I said it would never happen, she just may be back!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Conspiracy Theory

If the repubs think there is a liberal news media conspiracy (which there isn't, Palin just manages to look that bad on her own), then that shiz goes both ways. Apparently three rounds of proof reading couldn't stop the name Barack Osama from going on Albany absentee ballots.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I'm Tempted....

Oprah is searching for Mary-Kate and Ashley's biggest fans. Should I apply? Would I get to meet them? Would they give me free clothes? Should I alert PETA?

Damaged

Breaking Danity Kane news: Aubrey O'Day has been kicked out? Last night's Making the Band ended with a heated discussion between the girls and Diddy, culminating with the boss man telling Aubrey she's out! But, like any self-respecting reality show, they ended with a cliffhanger: tune in next week to see if it's true! Is Aubrey really out? Will other members leave with her? Will Aubrey and Aundrea ever speak again? Is Dawn getting a solo album? Does anyone even care about Shannon (jk, she seems nice)? Viewers sure are curious: currently, next Tuesday's season finale is #17 on Google's hot trends (the list is updated multiple times throughout the day)- I can't wait for next week's drama!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Hairy-Kate and Trashley

I pretty much love all Olsen fashion. It's ridic and constantly changing, yet remains organically MKA. Unfortunately, PETA and I don't see eye to eye. Since Mary-Kate and Ashley have a penchant for sporting luxurious fur pieces, PETA has given their stamp of disapproval by creating a game where you can dress each twin in her own fur get-up: garments dripping blood, of course. Even though it's rather anti-Olsen, it's still hilar... and MK never loses her boho chic-ness.

Jon & Kate... Plus 9?!

I've previously blogged my love of Jon & Kate Plus 8 on TLC, so I was excited to hear People Magazine featured the family in their new issue! While some have questioned Jon and Kate's decision to showcase (or exploit, depending on your P.O.V.) their 2 sets of multiples on TV, there are no hints of slowing production (yay!). Even more fascinating, the couple who has famously said 'no more children' still holds on to the dream of having just one kid (who is not a multiple), and have even considered adopting! Fools, eight is enough... unless you want to make that part of the series. Then, I will gladly watch (and judge).

Cute and Cute

Since the presidential campaign has now taken a turn for the ugly (thanks McCain!), please take a break and enjoy the lovely photos that I came across: Joe Biden hearts his wife, Jill, and it's presh. These pictures of the couple on the campaign trail don't feel forced or staged and made me smile.

Prince Harry: Oh, I Just Can't Wait To Be King

Prince William may have been cute enough in the 90's, but his bro has surpassed him as the hot prince in the family... and he's a red head to boot!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Friendlies

When I was in 2nd grade and did well on my report card, my dad took me to Toys 'R Us (spoiled much?) to pick out a reward. I chose a lovely pink elephant who I named Penelope. My brother claimed I would play with her for 10 minutes and then lose interest, as many of my other stuffed animals (or 'friendlies' as i called them) sat untouched once they became old news. But Penelope was different and she is still with me today, having undergone some fancy patchwork to keep her delicate, fabric face intact. This pic that Marisa sent me reminds of Penelope when she was fresh from the toy store, but even though she has aged, I still love her just the same, as she does me.