Thursday, April 8, 2010

Rebel With A Cause

Slash sporting a Team Coco pin during his Tonight Show performance last night. Burn!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Question of the Day

Is Jaycee Dugard really just a lost Duggar child? Suspicious clues:
  • Dugard/Duggar similarity
  • Jaycee upholds the Duggar 'J' name tradition
Michelle and Jim Bob just brought home their 19th child, so they could've lost track of a random one, right?

The Reviews Are In

Christina Aguilera has a new single and this review this is the only one that matters, really:
"Your cousins (and for some of you, your abuelitas) have a new favorite song to twerk their chochas to at the family barbecue. Or if your cousins are like my cousins, they will blast this mess from their '87 Toyota Tercel while dropping their snatch to the ground in the parking lot of a Del Taco. Blame Xtina for hollering about doing ho shit in her new song."

Is Nothing Sacred?!

Following the recent and slightly devastating news that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins split, I just read that Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy called it quits as well- so sad! They were one of my fave wacky celeb couples that aired out their issues to anyone listening (see twitter, Oprah, and the small library McCarthy has penned).
I am now living in fear Oprah and Gayle are next but a source close to me (i.e. my co-worker, Kyle) predicts Brangelina, which sounds pretty spot on from the tabloid headlines. Thoughts/predictions?

Words to Live By

"For the record, being 30 is totally f'ed. The battle between girl and woman is Ridley Scott level intense. Can't wait to be 31."

-Mindy Kaling on Twitter

(Thus ends my blogger block. McRib is back!)