Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Reviews Are In

Christina Aguilera has a new single and this review this is the only one that matters, really:
"Your cousins (and for some of you, your abuelitas) have a new favorite song to twerk their chochas to at the family barbecue. Or if your cousins are like my cousins, they will blast this mess from their '87 Toyota Tercel while dropping their snatch to the ground in the parking lot of a Del Taco. Blame Xtina for hollering about doing ho shit in her new song."

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