You are one of the luckiest fools in Hollywood. First you get to model underwear, then you get an acting career, then you get to co-star with George Clooney, and then you get your very own Saturday Night Live parody! That is one good run, my friend, but why the long face? Do you not realize that an entire SNL skit devoted to you is one of the highest (even if mocking) honors in the land? No need for sour grapes, Andy Samberg thought about you long enough to pitch a Mark Wahlberg skit to Lorne Michaels! I just don't think that America needs your negativity right now. Please, don't hate.