"Teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex as teens who don't make such promises -- and they're less likely to practice safe sex to prevent disease or pregnancy, a new study finds."Is anyone really surprised?
Monday, December 29, 2008
Broken Promise Rings
Virginity pledges are a total crock and now there's data to prove it.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Obsessed
I just saw this movie trailer for a crazy-white-bitch flick and it looks incred! Ali Larter stars and Beyonce plays a supporting role where she might actually earn her keep (i.e., she's not just singing again)!
5 Minute and 30 Second Eye Roll
I can't stand this cowardly, close-minded talking head, but Jezebel.com made a reel of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Top 25 Most Annoying Moments of 2008 (believe me, there are more than 25) and it's worth the watch. The funny thing is, all of these bites can be taken for their face value. I watch The View every day and can safely say none are taken out of context: she's actually this annoying and mislead.
Barney the Dog Strikes Again!

Friday, December 12, 2008
Sandy Bullock Is Back!
I just learned a new abbreviation and it's perfect timing: one of my fave rom com (romantic comedy) stars, Sandra Bullock, is headed back to the big screen and will be starring along side laughtastic Ryan Reynolds. The Proposal tells the story of Canadian Margaret, an overbearing boss to her assistant Andrew, as she uses him to get married so she can gain citizenship in the U.S. Betty White co-stars, peeps fall in love and it seems that this movie just may be a flawless rom com (twice in one post, zing!). Too bad this flick isn't out until June 2009!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Dear Zachary: a letter to a son about his father

*The docu is currently airing on MSNBC- check your local listings for days/times.
Why Bother?

I'm not Jessica Alba's biggest fan, but she definitely didn't need any airbrushing for her new Campari campaign. So why the digital slim down? Does anyone really think she looks heavy in the original pic (left)?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Painfully Accurate

Saturday Night Live might have been teeming with political parodies anticipating the 2000 presidential election, but this one is a little too close to the truth. Nice work, Bush!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
My Name Is Sayid Jarrah

Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Multiple Blessings
It might be too God-y for me, but I still really want to read this. Perhaps we will get some Duggar-style recipes!
It's Like I'm Walking On Sunshine

Make sure you view all 5 parts to see her full story!
Timberful

Bring it on down to Omletteville!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Horse and Hound
Meet Rory. Born a normie pony but rejected by his horsey mom, he befriended some dogs and now acts more like a canine than the pony that he is! Lucky for Rory, his owner lets him chill inside the house and lay on a doggy bed. Pretty sweet if you ask me!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Next Michael Jordan?

Last night I went to the L.A. Lakers- Chicago Bulls game and enjoyed some hoops and Staples Center delicacies. While I was clearly rooting for the Lakers, I was bummed I didn't get to wear my Michael Jordan/Bulls #23 jersey. Despite that fashion low, most of the game was spent by me trying to get on the JumboTron (with no luck) and cheering the Lakers to a win.
Hearing I was in the Bulls' presence, my friend told about Michael Jordan's Flight School Fantasy Camp (the cost? $17,500, for adults) where Jordan took on CEO John Rogers in a game of one-on-one and lost! So, if I become a CEO, can I go to camp with MJ?
Monday, November 17, 2008
Haterade

Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Good Riddance!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Pacey Witter Post-Creek

Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Equality For All

Let us also note, the term 'marriage' is man-made. The restrictions and boundaries the technical definition imposes are something humans created many, many years ago. Legally allowing gay marriage does not insult some other-worldly, spiritual concept, it merely corrects man's mistake, his long time homophobia that existed from the beginning of the spoken word because homosexuality, a biological state, has existed since the introduction of man on this earth.
11/11: Four Number One's!

Question: why is Xtina's Target commercial so much better than the music video?
For all necessary Christina updates, check out her website, which also unveiled its new look!
Monday, November 10, 2008
What A Load!

Friday, November 7, 2008
Rachel Getting Married

Anyways, if you venture out to see this movie, be prepared to cry. For me, the most touching moment was during the wedding ceremony when the groom sang (acapella) Neil Young's Unknown Legend. Simple. Beautiful.
Worry Wart

Thursday, November 6, 2008
Barney and Friends

*Please enjoy the low-budget audio that gives the Bush twins a lisp!
Run Like the Wind
For those of you who aren't aware, I'm very athletic. I love running and will not stop for anyone.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Straight Street
A fellow LA resident (and Kathy Geist wannabe), Anita pointed me to this MTV/Obama interview. MTV's Sway asked Obama questions that came straight from viewers and one wanted to know what Obama thinks of "lifestyle legislation like anti-sagging-pants ordinances, [and] asked whether he feels those mandates intrude on civil liberties." A proud father of 2, Obama used his oldest daughter, Malia, in an example he presented as a response,
"I think that it's one thing if an employer discriminates on the basis of gender or sexual orientation or, obviously, race," he said. But by the same token, "I think employers can set standards. You have [dread] 'locks," he continued, pointing to Sway's hair, "but you look clean, man. It's tight. My little girl has twists, Malia. I think, to me, it looks great. Obviously, I'd be upset if she were discriminated against on that basis... as long as they aren't discriminating on the basis of things people can't control."I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
11/4/08

Monday, November 3, 2008
Cute Not Sloot

Jam the Vote
For those of you in LA and who don't want to read the encyclopedia of new propositions mailed to you for tomorrow's election, the LA Times has made it easy. This guide is short and to the point, giving you arguments for an against the props.
Remember, elections polls are open on 11/4 7am-8pm!
Yes We Can!
Friday, October 31, 2008
BOO! Happy Halloween!

On another note, while currently I do not own a doggy, if I did, I would dress it up! Luckily, other fools took care of that and thanks to Marisa, these glorious pics came my way. Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma, pictured here, is my fave!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Are You Not Entertained?
So Kanye West's new album is a bit off the beaten hip-hop path: it used a lot of Autotune on vocals and doesn't showcase much rap. Variety quotes him prematurely defending his album, saying,
"You can't judge me on this because it's a reflection of my heart and soul. It's like judging a grandmother's love."I hope we get more gems like this during his press tour. 11/25/08 can't come soon enough!
A Senior Moment

The Bristol Effect
Since the revelation that Sarah Palin's teenage daughter is pregnant, there has been a growing national conversation about sex ed and abortion. Because the topic was widely divisive even before the Palin example came about, Mark Regnerus, a sociologist at the University of Texas at Austin, published juicy read, Forbidden Fruit: Sex and Religion in the Lives of American Teenagers. Currently working on its sequel Red Sex, Blue Sex, Regnerus' findings are partly based on how one's religious background influences views on sex,
"On average, white evangelical Protestants make their “sexual début”—to use the festive term of social-science researchers—shortly after turning sixteen... evangelical Protestant teen-agers are significantly less likely than other groups to use contraception. This could be because evangelicals are also among the most likely to believe that using contraception will send the message that they are looking for sex. It could also be because many evangelicals are steeped in the abstinence movement’s warnings that condoms won’t actually protect them from pregnancy or venereal disease."The article is chock-full of other statistics and trends when it comes to religion/sex (not just evangelicals), but I will stop my quotage there so you can get your nerd on and read!
A Functioning Cerebral Cortex
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Good Genes
The Lively parents much be so proud! Not only was their daughter Robyn the star of the classic (and personal fave) Teen Witch, but her younger sister, Blake, is TV's own Gossip Girl! I don't watch the latter, but I loved her girl-without-a-mother performance in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Holy Sit-Down Interview, Batman!
This video isn't the complete one-on-one, but seeing is believing! Sarah Palin does a sit-down interview with CNN. Between calling Obama a terrorist and pointing out what parts of this country are 'pro-America,' how did she ever find the time?!
Before and After

Bridezilla

Keeps Getting Better

Set Your Tivo!
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson will the on the Oprah Winfrey Show this Thursday 10/23!
(insert Oprah yelly voice here) "PLEASE WELCOME MARY-KATE AND ASHLEEEEEEY!"
Monday, October 20, 2008
Voice of Reason
Colin Powell's endorsement of Barack Obama was a double whammy: it was a slap in the face to Powell's own party and he also took a a moment to speak out against the most recent Republican attacks on Obama, which are not only baseless, but senseless. Powell did not hold back his true feelings, calling out religious attacks, terrorist links and VP wannabe Sarah Palin.
Though Obama is Christian, he's 'accused' of being a Muslim, which is apparently a no-no, but why? If he was indeed Muslim (which he's not), would that somehow disqualify him, morally or intellectually, from being a legit Presidential candidate?
"I’m also troubled by…what members of the party say, and is permitted to be said, such things as, ‘Well you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well, the correct answer is, 'He is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian, he’s always been a Christian.'But the really right answer is, 'What if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country?'The answer’s 'No, that’s not America.' Is there something wrong with some 7-year-old Muslim American kid believing that he or she could be president? Yet I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion he’s a Muslim and he might be associated with terrorists. This is not the way we should be doing it in America."On the Obama/Ayers connection, Powell dismissed it and noted its unimportance to American voters,
"And I’ve also been disappointed frankly by some of the approaches that Senator McCain has taken recently, or his campaign has, on issues that are not really central to the problems that the American people are worried about. This Bill Ayers situation that’s been going on for weeks became something of a central point of the campaign, but Mr. McCain says he’s a washed out terrorist—well, why do we keep talking about him? ... What they’re trying to connect him to is some kind of terrorist feelings, and I think that’s inappropriate... But I think this goes too far. And I think it has made the McCain campaign look a little narrower. It’s not what the American people are looking for."Lastly, Powell spoke out on McCain's very poor VP choice in Sarah Palin (though he did so eloquently and as respectfully as possible, unlike what my approach would've been given a national platform), saying,
"And I was also concerned at the selection of Governor Palin. She’s a very distinguished woman, and she’s to be admired, but at the same time, now that we have had a chance to watch her for some seven weeks, I don’t believe she’s ready to be President of the United States, which is the job of the Vice President. And so that raised some question in my mind as to the judgment that Senator McCain made."Now that's what I call reaching across party lines!
Friday, October 17, 2008
I Would Say That I Might Have a Touch of Cloonacy!

Smile With Your Eyes

Lost in a Corn Maze

Watch and learn from the best: Tina Fey describes perfecting her Sarah Palin accent and secrets to writing SNL debate skits (psst, they just take copy directly from Palin's few pathetic sit-down interviews).
That's Just How Jesus Would've Done It
Jimmy Kimmel got an earful from Mark Wahlberg when discussing his distaste of Andy Samberg's hilarious Marky Mark impression. Seriously Mark, what's your beef?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Booze Hound

Best Week Ever
Congratulations, 'repudiate,' you just surpassed Joe the Plumber to have the BEST WEEK EVER!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Horses, Horses, Horses, Horses

Old People

Lay Off Me, I'm Starving!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Trick or Treat

Halloween has come early: people are already dressing up like Sarah Palin! Unfortunately, I think this copycat might have meant this to flatter the VP hopeful. A reader posting in the comment section sums it up best, "the woman on the right looks dishonest."
Predictable
Monday, October 13, 2008
Bitter, Party of One

You are one of the luckiest fools in Hollywood. First you get to model underwear, then you get an acting career, then you get to co-star with George Clooney, and then you get your very own Saturday Night Live parody! That is one good run, my friend, but why the long face? Do you not realize that an entire SNL skit devoted to you is one of the highest (even if mocking) honors in the land? No need for sour grapes, Andy Samberg thought about you long enough to pitch a Mark Wahlberg skit to Lorne Michaels! I just don't think that America needs your negativity right now. Please, don't hate.
Lil' Kid Things

Womanizer

Friday, October 10, 2008
Conspiracy Theory
If the repubs think there is a liberal news media conspiracy (which there isn't, Palin just manages to look that bad on her own), then that shiz goes both ways. Apparently three rounds of proof reading couldn't stop the name Barack Osama from going on Albany absentee ballots.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
I'm Tempted....
Oprah is searching for Mary-Kate and Ashley's biggest fans. Should I apply? Would I get to meet them? Would they give me free clothes? Should I alert PETA?
Damaged

Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Hairy-Kate and Trashley

Jon & Kate... Plus 9?!

Cute and Cute
Since the presidential campaign has now taken a turn for the ugly (thanks McCain!), please take a break and enjoy the lovely photos that I came across: Joe Biden hearts his wife, Jill, and it's presh. These pictures of the couple on the campaign trail don't feel forced or staged and made me smile.
Prince Harry: Oh, I Just Can't Wait To Be King
Friday, October 3, 2008
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