Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Look What You Did, You Little Jerk!

Home Alone is one of my favorite movies. Macaulay Culkin + clumsy robbers = the LOLs! Unfortunately, I now have a problem with Joe Pesci...
You see, my P.I.C. has recently introduced me to gangster movies. So far we've watch Goodfellas, The Godfather and Casino. I loved Goodfellas for its dark humor, I slept through much of The Godfather (this included 2 viewing attempts), but Joe Pesci's performance in Casino changed the game. Yes, it's true Pesci was in Goodfellas, but it wasn't until Casino that I had the displeasure of seeing him in a sexual context: making out with Sharon Stone and pushing her head down to his manly regions. Gag! Why couldn't Pesci's Nicky Santoro just be a tries-too-harder who doesn't get any action?
So, this holiday season, how the hell am I supposed to watch Home Alone with the same enthusiasm as years past? Harry and Marv's crime team will never look the same...

1 comment:

mrsfjl66 said...

You are amazing. And have no fear, the Home Alone is a terminal adddiction. Everyone knows that.